June 22, 2007

Alli – GSK New Shit Inducing Drug

Posted in Uncategorized at 6:38 pm by truthman30

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GSK Have a new “wonder drug” called Alli!

The basic Idea is to Shit yourself Thin!

GSK have a habit of making drugs which make you crap yourself and sometimes even kill yourself!

Check out the other shitty drugs made by GSK on the Blogroll on the right (or bottom of page)…

Seroxat/Paxil

Alli – Do Less , Take More , Shit Longer

Posted in Uncategorized at 6:34 pm by truthman30

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Diet Drug Alli Linked to Colon Cancer

The nonprofit group, Public Citizen says Alli, manufactured by GlaxoSmithKline, has been shown in studies to cause pre-cancerous lesions in the colons of mice. And, because there are no long-term studies of the drug’s effect on humans, the group believes the U.S. Food and Drug Administration should not have approved the drug for nonprescription use.

Dr. Sidney M. Wolfe, director of Public Citizen’s Health Research Group, said, while it is not known whether these pre-cancerous lesions will lead to colon cancer, he and other cancer experts do not believe use of the weight-loss drug is a risk worth taking.

First of all, the drug doesn’t work unless you have a certain amount of fat in your diet,” he said. “Most people that are on low-fat diets are eating a lot of carbohydrates. Well, Alli doesn’t block carbohydrates. On the other-hand, if you are eating a lot of fat in your diet, you’re going to end up saying to yourself, ‘I thought I was already toilet trained’ because 25 percent of the people use this drug get oily spotting.”

Anderson acknowledged that a weight loss of two to four pounds a month “isn’t dramatic,” but said steady weight loss can have major health benefits. “For example, the reduction in LDL-cholesterol, the bad-guy cholesterol, of 10 percent can reduce risk of heart attack by 20 percent,” he added.

But Wolfe disagreed and said the overweight people would do better to follow a healthy diet and exercising.

“The bottom line is that we have a public despearate for quick fixes in weight loss,” said Wolfe. “But there is no magic pill to fix something that needs to be fixed slowly and chronically. If you go on a low-fat diet with Alli, you’re probably going to lose seven-and-a-half pounds a month, compared to 5 pounds without it. But the studies also show that once you stop the drug, you regain the weight.”

Meet “Alli the Alliphant”

Posted in Uncategorized at 6:16 pm by truthman30

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George Orwell coined the phrase “newspeak” in his 1948 novel Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984). In the novel, it is described as being “the only language in the world whose vocabulary gets smaller every year.” An example of Orwellian newspeak is the elimination of the word ‘bad’ and replacing it with “ungood.” That sort of thing. Eventually, by eliminating enough words you can make anything sound less “ungood” as exemplified by the slogan “War is Peace.”

Now another well-known British entity — GlaxoSmithKline (GSK) — has applied newspeak principles to direct-to-consumer (DTC) advertising. It’s latest promotional video for the over-the-counter diet pill (”treatment”) Alli blatantly replaces all the nasty-sounding Alli side effect terminology — including “Oily Spotting,” “Flatus with Discharge,” “Fecal Urgency,” “Oily Evacuation,” and “Fecal Incontinence”


Feel free to post or comment about your real experiences of alli on this blog….

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